My Near Death Experience

So I have been very very sick.  I didn't think a hound could get so sick.




And whats worse, I didn't think a hound could get so sick and wouldn't want to eat.

It started of down the beach when mum growled at me not to touch the maggotty dead fish.  She used her serious voice.

So I seriously thought she wanted me to eat it and I did.

And when Mum yelled "Don't go in the lagoon." "Rosie! DON'T GO IN THE LAGOON! ITS MANKY WITH RAIN WATER RUN OFF"  "And you don't know who has been peeing and dumping in it in these holidays."












So I went in cause it looked good to me. Tasted funny too.

And on the way home mum stopped and said "I can smell horse shit"

And I said "Isn't is beautiful?  I am rolling in it now as part of a hound beauty treatment."

The next day I wasnt feeling so good.  If felt like a thousand bunnies were running inside my tummy and were trying to get out both ends.

Mum said me and this girl had a lot in common
Cause I was throwing up stuff I had never eaten.

I couldn't move or eat or drink.

Then as I was lying on the floor telling Mum that Simbah can have all my bones, cause I was sure I was going to die,

Mum had the worst idea possible.

And she put me in the car and took me to........

 

The VET!!!.

   

And Dr Kylie took my temperature in the most unmentionable way. It was very unpleasant and I glared at her and mum.  This was so beneath me.

 So every time she pressed my tummy I let her know that I wasnt happy.




BUT THEN

 And she decided to stick all these needles in me .  Sometimes she was putting stuff in and the other she was taking blood out.

I don't know how they didn't kill me.

I couldn't hold anything down

Or in

And Mum said I was looking like that girl in the movies again.

I didn't care.  I had wrote my biography and attached the best photos, along with my pedigree and will and was prepared for the end.

And then Mum said" I have another great idea!!"

And she took me BACK TO THE VET.   Who stuck MORE needles in me and sent me home.

 And I thought "Thats it. Its over." I told mum I could see the white light and I was going to walk towards it.

                                                 

 And Mum said that that was the toilet door left open with the light on and that I wasnt dying and that I had a tummy bug and I will live.

 "I'm going to live"

All those needle and things up my bottom must have worked because I really started to feel better.

And even though I had to force myself I managed a little sustanence.

 When I was well enough to start my fitness routine all my chums asked where I had been and that there had been rumours on peemail that I had a life threatening illness.
And I told them it was true and how Dr Kylie saved my life

She is such a great vet even if she has some very disgusting ways of doing things.

 Dad said I was a tough hound and deserved a bravery award for getting through it.

But Mum said she had a better award in mind.

Thats why I love Mum and Dad they just so get me.