Hey you know the best thing about being a black greyhound?
Apart from having a butt like Serina Williams
And being able to sleep in your back
And always being forgiven for doing naughty things.
and being a great swimmer
And being a great guard dog.
Aside from those things?
I sleep on the black sofa and no one sees me.
I am in the picture but its like I am invisible and no one can see me especially at night
Although Mum was a bit nervey after I moved and scared the crap out of her.
That 5 minutes of screaming gave me headache.
