Isnt life great

Hey you know the best thing about being a black greyhound?

Apart from having a butt like Serina Williams

And being able to sleep in your back

And always being forgiven for doing naughty things.

and being a great swimmer

And being a great guard dog.

Aside from those things?

I sleep on the black sofa and no one sees me.

 I am in the picture but its like I am invisible and no one can see me especially at night

Although Mum was a bit nervey after I moved and scared the  crap out of her.

That 5 minutes of screaming gave me  headache.