" I love you Sid, but I would love you more with Gravy"
"Yeah Rosie and your mother was a poodle. That where you got your curly hair from."
We made great jokes.
And Hoom Bruv smooged me and said things would get better.
And I said I didn't see how, so he better smooge me more and he did.
And Pater smooged me and said it will get better and he even smooged me through the sport on the telly.
"Hey Manky your father was an alley cat."
"No he wasn't."
What a stupid cat. He didn't know how to play Witty retort. And what is worse he came back again . He must love Muv's baths. This time she gave him a rinse in our old bin that collects water. She was thorough too. Did his face and behind his ears.
And Muv in her kindest way said " If you comeback Effin Moggy I will teach you to swim in the lagoon."
Swimming Chooks. I have never seen it before in my life.
I yelled out , " Hey what kind of chooks are you?"
And the big one yelled back, "What sort of Chihuahua are you?"
That was a great retort,but it didn't answer my question.
That was too good a response and I know. Chooks arnt that smart, so I yelled back, "Are you seagulls?'
And it yelled back "Are you a poodle?'
Well I didn't know what to do after that so I spoke to Hoom Bruv. He said that was not the way to start a a chumship. And he gave me a talk on chum making as he is very good at it.
So he next time I said" Hello My name is Rosie and I am the Duchess of the Lagoon. And whom might you two be?"
And the big one yelled out "We are the Muscovies and we have been dumped here, but it it very lovely and everyone is very nice, but I miss my chum the bush turkey he had an acid whit and was like minded on the environment, politics and poodles ( silly things)"
AND POODLES!!! I couldn't believe. I had found a chum. And so it started. And we have been mates ever since He even lets me chase him so I will get fit and he will get fit.
Meanwhile Mr Muscovy hangs around some ducks called Felicity. Yep every one of them is called Felicity.
That's so he doesn't get mixed up, when he goes out with a different one.
And if you think I can do a great shake look at these.