So the other night Dad comes home and says to Mum.
' I know we are broke but dammit Lee I want to take you out to dinner"

And mum thinks
"Isn't he romantic"

Dad was such an idiot .  He shouldn't have told her it was a $15 special and since she has had lap banding then he gets a meal and a half.

But you know what?  Mum thought that was even more romantic!!!!!

So they decided to walk up the beach to Copa.

And Dad rang a head so they would be ready for mum 

after the walk.

It was so romantic and Dad really lashed out and they went halves in a dessert.

Mum says he could teach a lot of blokes about being suave and  love