Dino the grumpy old man

Every day me and mum go for a walk to the beach.  The first day we ever went, Dino who lives in our street, ran out of the bushes and tried to eat my face

                                         
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                                           Mum belted him with the red throwing stick and he ran off.

                                                           Me and mum were both in shock!!!!!

                         But then mum got angry as she always does when someone tries to bully  her babies.

The next time we went to go for for a walk I said
"No mum. Dino will try and eat my face again."

And Mum said
"Trust me it will be OK"

And we got to Dino's and there he was. He was barking very foul barks and woofs.







And that's when mum did it.

She looked Dino in the eye and she said very calmly and slowly,

"Dino-your bad-manners -are-pissing-me-off.  Now-back-off-or I-will-job-you-on-the-nose- with-the-hard-end-of-the-ball-throwing-stick-and-you-will-cry-and-all-the-other-dogs-will-call-you-a-big-fluffy-bunny.  

And Dino said,

"You wouldn't. "

 And Mum just looked at him.

And Dino looked at mum.

And then, 

                                                                  The big bunny ran away!

                                                                
                                                               I couldn't believe it. !!!!

Now all is good with the world again.

 Our walks are beautiful.

Dino still comes out barking till he sees its me and mum and then he just walks off. 

I feel a bit sad for him because he doesn't get to go on walks and stuff. And he doesn't have Mum and Dad and Clancy and Patrick and Joseph and Sid.

That's why I am the happiest greyhound at Mac masters beach and that's why they say they are the happiest humans in Macmasters beach.




                                       Except mum is a bit stressed as she has stuffed up her garage sale.

                                                         

                                    So I will have to take her for a walk this after noon . We will go by                                                          the  creek. It always calms her down. 

I don't know what Mum did before she got me.

She says the same.  Lucky they found me.