Rosie Greyhound. Duchess of Macs.: Minni Minah Manorina melanocephala,

We live with two of the most stupidest birds ever created.

This is Baldy. Her father pulled out her head feathers and they have grown back but she still is a bit bald. She doesn't shut up.

"BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,BLAH, BLAH"

This is Peter.
"Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech, sing sing screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech sing sing whistle.

It never stops. They go on and on and on and on and on and on.

Look at what happened to Olly cause she couldn't stand it.

And the owls went catatonic.

This is Mini she has just moved in sort of . Mini is a Noisy Minah. She is Psycho. She believes that all of our yard is her turf and if anyone tries to use it she swoops them.

She even has the chooks leaving protection food as its worth it to keep the other birds away. Which is a good deal as mum hates the other mynahs, the pest ones.

And Mini hates screeching cockatiels. She says its rotten for her nerves and she is already a minah on the edge. So Mini sorts out Peter and Baldy when it too much.

She hides in the bushes until they feel safe. She is a mistress of camouflage.

Then she waits until they start singing and Peter starts dancing and singing his song about how brave and handsome he is.

And they are really into it and then she SWOOPS!!

And she says very quietly
"If you two twits don't give us all a break I will give you to the currawongs"

Peter hides in a drawer and wont come out. Baldy calls him a big budgie and that it is only an noisy minah and they are full of noise and nothing else and if he doesn't come out and be a man bird , she was leaving to sit on the door.

But he wont come out for about an hour.